Stupid Things People Do

1.- Call someone you shouldn´t.
2.- Press "print" when there´s no paper. And the printer is right next to you but you just don´t look carefully enough.
3.- Fall in love.
4.- Not letting yourself fall in love again.
5.- Self-sabotage your life.
6.- Hurt people.
7.- Pretend to be something you are not.
8.- Repeat over and over that you are ok, but truth is you are tired.
9.- Mix Nestea Durazno with Nestea Limón.
10.- Order the same drink everyone is drinking to try new things.
11.- Leave your Ipod home. That day Chávez surely will want to adress the nation from 9:00 AM to 1:30 PM.
12.- Don´t call people you should.
13.- Say things like: "I know about words. Words are my thing. Like, honestly. I do, man," right infront of your former Oral Communication professor.
14.- Wear stilettos to garden parties.
15.- Wear jackets, not going on diets.
16.- Drink and dial.
18.- Care.
19.- Not care.
20.- Skip school to go to the beach the same day your parents chose to go on a whim.
21.- Clap before its over.
22.- Continue cheering "ni un paso atrás" when everyone else fell silent.
23.- Blushing because you screamed "ni un paso atrás" once more than the rest of the total strangers around you.
24.- Signing up for a 10K race the day after you broke your knee, because you never thought it´d be so serious.
25.- Smoke.
26.- Miss fictional characters in books.
27.- Love fictional characters in books.
28.- Project yourself on to fictional characters in books.
29.- Like rockers, actors, artists and the creative type in general.
30.- Be self-centered.
31.- Feel attracted to self-centered people.
32.- Not understading the true concept of He´s Not That Into You.
33.- Turning a perfectly OK book like He´s Not That Into You into a lame, half-ass movie.
34.- Plan nights, plan lifetimes, plan parties, plan reactions.
35.- Date several people at the sime time.
36.- Not date several people at the same time.
37.- Reject an invitation from someone because you are waiting for someone else to call you.
38.- Listen to the same songs for ever.
39.- Dance reggaeton and drinking in the presence of cameras.
40.- Play on broken strings.
41.- Not following your gut. Or the signs.
42.- Smiling when you don´t have or want to.
43.- Letting people you know you like them when sober or drunk.
44.- Not doing it.
45.- Driving without music.
46.- Paying more attention to your Blackberry than to your family.
47.- Not going to museums because they are too far away.
48.- Not saying "fuck you" when you should.
49.- Not knowing that you will regret what you are doing or saying. Knowing but doing it or saying it anyways.
50.- Not being able to find a good number 50.