From Louie to Pamela

–I am in love with you. 

–Oooh God...

–Yeah, it´s that bad. You are so beautiful to me. 

–Oh, agghh, ewww

– Shut up! Let me tell you. Let me. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me, and you are fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me... and you are real. I don´t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I am going to live a thousand years cus that´s how long it´s gonna take me to have one thought about you, which is that I am crazy about you. I don´t wanna be with anybody else. 

–Louie... 

–I don´t. I really don´t. I don´t think about women anymore, I think about you.  I had a dream the other night that we were on a train. You and I were on a train and  and you were holding my hand. And I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn´t believe it wasn´t real. I am sick in love with you Pamela. It´s like a condition, it´s like polio, I feel like I am going to die if I can´t be with you. And I can´t be with you, so I am going to die. And I don´t care. Cus I was brought into existence to know you. And that´s enough. The idea that you would want me back it´s like... greedy. I am doing a bad job at this. 

–No you are not. 

La mala noticia es que ella lo rebota, pero este discurso es mi nuevo Favorite TV Proposal.