Not All Women Can...

Cook.
Understand what the deal is about Brad Pitt.
Keep plants alive.
Make a bed.
Un-make a bed properly.
Iron.
Remember how many guys they have made-out/slept with.
Cry.
Tell apart Egg-Shell from Ivory.
Love puppies.
Relate to Sex And The City (this one, I really don´t get).
Eat only lettuce and pineapple juice for a week.
Wear thongs.
Turn on the washer.
Turn on the dryer.
Straighten their hair with a blowdryer or iron thingy.
Name the iron thingy correctly.
Smile when they just don´t fucking feel like doing so.
Use the words "feelings."
Know if their clothes match.
Say no.
Say yes.