martes, 6 de septiembre de 2011

A list of men I´ll never date again.

Actors. Comedians. Lawyers. Engineers. Hippies. Pilots. Artists. Guys who claim to be artists but are just lazy. Writers. Politicians. Doctors. Bohemian. Rappers. Directors. ADs. Underachievers. Overachievers. Friends. Guys I used to hate. Former dates. Ex-boyfriends. Assholes. Emotionally unavailable. Douche bags. Bloggers. Rockers. Rockstars. Guys who think themselves as rockstars. Unforgiving. Facebook addicts. Cellphone addicts. Guys who think PC is better than Mac. Guys who hate Potter. Guys who don´t read. Guys who love Coelho. Guys who dislike The Beatles (gasp for air!). Guys who don´t dance. Guys with trust issues. Guys with kids. Guys with mommy issues and/or Oedipus complex. Guys with psycho ex-girlfriends. Guys with severe drinking problems. Guys with no manners. Pigs. Dogs. Rats. Guys who had sex with prostitutes. Athletes. Runners. Crazy. Managers. Security officers. Thieves. Guys who use emoticons. Bad kissers. Guys with no personality. Alpha Males. Underdogs who think they´re the Alpha Male. Cool guys. Nerds. Dolphin trainers. Stubborn. Guys who aren´t goal driven. Guys who use words like "retarded" or "cachifa". Guys with no sense of humor. Guys with no criteria. Guys who don´t bust their ass to make me happy. Guys with really big tattoos. Guys with bad hair. Guys with bad skin. Guys with no hair whatsoever. Guys with too much body hair. Guys who don´t open the door for me. Guys who wear sandals/flip flops. Guys who are negative. Guys who don´t like sea food. Guys who disrespect women. Guys who offend my friends or my family...

This can go on forever!

5 comentarios:

Gerard Cortez dijo...

Te entiendo totalmente.

Elena Sánchez Vilela dijo...

date a woman, then :P just kidding.

Ira Vergani dijo...

Dolphin trainers? mind to explain???

Messerti dijo...
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Messerti dijo...

Mhhhh... Todos caemos en por lo menos alguna de esas enumeraciones...
No estás siendo demasiado exigente? En mi opinión, con tener alguien me haga sonreir de vez en vez, me haga compañía sería suficiente, calarme mis propios complejos y fantasmas da y sobra.