Karen Walker: Am I crying yet?
Jack McFarland: Not yet.
Karen Walker: How about now?
Jack McFarland: No.
Karen Walker: Stick a pin in me.
Jack McFarland: I am.
Karen Walker: No, Rosario. Por favor, honey, listen to me for a second, okay? Take Olivia and Mason to la store de los toys.
Will Truman: Where's Grace?
Karen Walker: Oh honey, thank God. How do you say toy store in Spanish?
Will Truman: Tienda de juguetes.
Karen Walker: Uh-huh, thanks. F-A-O-yeah-Schwartzo. Sí sí Rosario, gracias. Hola.
Karen Walker: Hey I have feelings too you know..... [Jack and Karen both break out laughing].
Karen Walker: Dammit, I was trying to keep a straight face.
Karen Walker: [Answering the phone] Grace Adler Designs.
Will Truman: [Into the phone] Hi, Karen.
Karen Walker: Grace, the reason you're not in a relationship is on line one.
Will Truman: [Will, Karen, Jack, Jurgen and Steve, are playing poker] All right. New deck. The game is Follow the Queen.
Karen Walker: I don't know where to turn.
Karen: Well, honey, if they did like me more than you, it was only because I was kind and I listened, and I let them bang me under the bleachers while their friends watched.
Grace Adler: I want to marry the one.
Karen Walker: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to the two and three?
Karen Walker: Oh Grace, I am your assistant. Now I may not be a whiz at the...
Grace Adler: Computer.
Karen Walker: Or know how to work the...
Grace Adler: Fax.
Karen Walker: But honey, I do know how to get where I need to be, now hand me the...
Grace Adler: Phone.
Karen Walker: Oh honey, I would've gotten that one!
Karen Walker: Thank God Keanu Reeves was there to get us out!
Jack McFarland: Karen, that wasn't you! That was the opening scene of "Speed!"
Karen Walker: Oh. You know, that movie was not at all what was advertised. You think you're going to see a feel-good movie about amphetamines, and, suddenly, you're on a bus?